Zombies Can't Tear Us Apart
copyright 2012 Airbagtester
(chorus)
If the zombie apocalypse happens tomorrow at least I still have you
with your beautiful smile, and long brown hair
and your twelve gauge shotgun too
We'll stick to the back roads and small farm towns
and practice our survival skills
The end of the world can't tear us apart
but maybe the zombies will

(v1)
It was a clear starry evening when I heard that familiar tune
it said "MMNNNNNNNHHHHHHHNNNN!!!"
I went out to the woodshed; grabbed a pickaxe and a harpoon
Packed some stuff in my bag, shotgun shells, and your favorite sweater
Now I've gassed up my car, and I'll be there to pick you up soon
[They're coming to get you Barbara]

(chorus)
If the zombie apocalypse happens tomorrow at least I still have you
with your beautiful smile, and long brown hair
and your twelve gauge shotgun too
We'll stick to the backroads and small farm towns
and practice our survival skills
The end of the world can't tear us apart
but maybe the zombies will

(v2)
Till death do us part, or maybe never, who really knows
We'll look out for each other and our love will never decompose
You cover the left and I'll be there to cover your right
Between trips to the gun store we can still have romantic nights

[instrumental]

(bridge)
We'll drink champagne on the beach
and clean our blood-soaked clothes with bleach
and be happy together, but we won't settle down;
they're sure to find us if we hang around

(chorus)
If the zombie apocalypse happens tomorrow at least I still have you
with your beautiful smile, and long brown hair
and your twelve gauge shotgun too
We'll stick to the backroads and small farm towns
and practice our survival skills
The end of the world can't tear us apart
but maybe...
but maybe the zombies will